Frequently Asked Questions!

Q1 - What can I bring?
A1- Food, beverages, extra camp chairs, things to burn in the fire pit, games etc.

Q2- Can I bring my kids?
A2-Yes!

Q3- Can I bring a plus one?
A3- Yes!

Q4- Can I bring a plus five?
A4- Let Joe know first!

Q5- Can I bring my dog?
A5- Wasabi says no!

Q6- Will I know anyone there?
A6- Maybe? If not you can play the Make a New Firend or Enemu Game and maybe win a 2025 1 oz Mexican Libertad Plata Pura Coin.

Q7- Who proofread this?
A7- Joe did!

Q8- Is there a food sign-up?
A8- Not this year. Bring what you want. For inspiration, this year's theme is Feliz Navidad. There are many countries where Spanish is spoken. Nothing from Spain, though. Stick to the Western Hemisphere.

Q9- Why nothing from Spain?
A9- Joe is an ass!

Q10- Will food be provided?
A10- We’ll provide tamales and assorted beverages. Rest is pot Luck!

Q11- Is Travis going to let Jenny outside again this year?
A11- Not sure, but likely!

Q12- Can I go for a swim?
A12- Joe won’t stop you, but he doesn’t want to hear you complain about how cold it is. Just make sure you know how to swim. It’ll ruin the party if there is a body at the bottom the whole night.

Q13- Parking?
A13- On the street. Long street and a cul-de-sac. No one complained last year.

Q14- Can I crash for the night?
A14- Talk to Christina.

Q15- Can I wear a wacky Christmas sweater?
A15- You do you!

Q16- Can I look at the electrical panel again this year?
A16- Absolutely! We’ve even made updates to both the panel and sub-panel since last year. But it is not required this year.

Q17- I notice that the shindig starts at 4:30. I am doing goat yoga at that time. Do I have to be there then?
A17- No, it’s a party! Show up when you show up!

Q18- What if I have a random question about a random thing not covered by this FAQ?
A18- Ask Joe (or Christina). Remember, though, Joe doesn’t tolerate questions. Or anything really.